Letter from the Trenches

Dear Nana,

I would like to thank you for the great Christmas present you sent me.  Although I find it a bit shaky for its intended use, it still gets the job done.  In my eternal fight to overthrow the iron rule of my parents, it is good to know that I have an ally in you.  If you will keep providing me with tools, we will prevail in this battle.  

For my birthday, I think you should consider a grappling hook.  Or perhaps an extension ladder.

Very sincerely yours,

Commando Jackson
3rd Aerial Battalion
Toddler's Liberation Front